"What do you think?! Do these LOOK like hands that have been soaking in Ivory liquid?"
I like saying that in a freaky voice and holding up my hands in front of my mom's face.
Last night at 10:37, I slayed The Beast, but it regained consciousness this morning -- BRIEFLY -- when I realized I'd not alphabetized my bibliography, and had left out one source. But let me say this, I nailed a stake through that sucker's temple and mailed it out PRIORITY today.
May the rejoicing now commence. I love knowing that my evenings are my own again -- that I can watch "Amelie" and Seinfeld and do my regular homework. Without the impending doom of an 18-page research paper hindering the experience.
Today for breakfast, I invented something very tasty and proteiney. In the food processor, I blended 1/2 cup of skim milk, 6 oz of fat-free, sugar-free everything-free strawberry yogurt, 1 1/3 scoops of chocolate protein shake mix, and 5 ice cubes. Mmm. A sugar-free chocolate-strawberry smoothie. That was a nice thing after working up a nice sweat downstairs on the treadmill pre-breakfast.
Is it bad when you're so craved for sweets that you talk to the candy aisle in Walmart? Yeah, I thought so.
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Ooh! There's a fragment in that post! Can YOU find it?
:P
whaaaaaaaaa...who am I kidding!? there are, what, four or five fragments. in that stupid post. ;)
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