Wednesday, September 15, 2004

...that means YOU, Maria

TO: Maria Shriver, NBC
FROM: A Disturbed Boss, the Bossiest of All Bosses
RE: Siegfried and Roy

Ms. Shriver,

1. Don't use the word "inspiring" in the same sentence as "Roy Horn." Especially when the "Roy Horn" part is accompanied by an "is SO" which is then immediately followed by the "inspiring."

2. This morning, you used this odd coupling of words four times in two minutes. OVERLOAD!

3. I hope your cold gets better.



mom: *gasps in amazement and holds up gargantuan chicken breast*
ps37: *clutches own chest* "I feel so bloody inadequate.

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