Right on the mark...

Something I wrote on a friend's blog, which, when reviewed, seems to so aptly summarize my life -- full of paranoia and parenthesis[es]:

I'm generally neurotic about doors, but because my bathroom is right here in my room (thus I'm the only one who has access to it), I find myself leaving the bathroom door open. Even when I'm in the shower. It's funny, because I used to totally be like you in that regard (THE DOOR MUST BE CLOSED), but now the thought of closing the door when I'm showering freaks me out (I need to hear what's going on in my room; what if someone sneaks in and I can't hear them because the door is closed and then when I come out they stab me! IT COULD HAPPEN.)!