A tale of two hands...

A couple of weeks ago in health class, I noticed that the female guest lecturer had big hands. No, not just big. HUGE. She was small and thin, but her hands were so long, they looked nearly as long as her forearm. I caught Kristen's eye and mouthed, "Look. Her Hands. " She looked back at me; "Have you seen that Seinfeld...?" And we both nearly suffocated on the laughs we were trying to keep inside.

Jerry: She had man hands.
Elaine: Man hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. It's like a creature out of Greek Mythology. I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.
Elaine: Would you prefer it if she had no hands at all?
Jerry: ...Would she have hooks?